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((I know I’ve like disappeared but I promise it’s only temporary. We got a puppy yesterday so things have been a bit hectic this week. I’ll be back soon!))

Friday, February 28, 2014
((PAT COLLINS. PAT COLLINS IS HAPPENING. 

he’s actually the best local reporter I’ve ever seen—a lot of people around here hate him because he’s super over-dramatic and they always give him the most exciting stories so he can be like “the plane… was escorted… back to the airport.” he could read the phone book and make it sound like a stephen king novel. 

I think this was a few years ago and a flight got turned around for a security issue or something? And it was escorted back to the airport by two other planes and pat collins made paper airplanes and got these two random guys to walk through the airport with him reenacting the landing. and it was fucking glorious. I love him so much.))

((PAT COLLINS. PAT COLLINS IS HAPPENING.

he’s actually the best local reporter I’ve ever seen—a lot of people around here hate him because he’s super over-dramatic and they always give him the most exciting stories so he can be like “the plane… was escorted… back to the airport.” he could read the phone book and make it sound like a stephen king novel.

I think this was a few years ago and a flight got turned around for a security issue or something? And it was escorted back to the airport by two other planes and pat collins made paper airplanes and got these two random guys to walk through the airport with him reenacting the landing. and it was fucking glorious. I love him so much.))